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If
you’re old enough to recall drilling on those impossible multiplication
tables, you’re probably too old to remember your name. But cheer up.
Neuroscience can now explain how life can be beautiful and math can be ugly.
A recent New Yorker article asks “Are our Brains wired for Math?” The
answer is “no.” The human brain learns and remembers by broad
association. To remember Cousin Diana I think of “princess.” Nicholson
in China Town connects to my grandson Jake. That amazing kind of memory is ill-suited
for arithmetic which requires its data not be connected to irrelevant information.
That’s why much of math has to be learned by rote. What does 7 x 8 call
to mind except the answer you can’t remember?
We
all know dyslexia is a difficulty with words, but few of us are aware of dyscalculia
which is a difficulty with numbers. Media, a business of numbers, has its
share of discalculics. I speak as patient, not physician. Read on and see
if you need treatment too.
GUARANTEES
How would you answer
this head-bending email from a young media buyer? “A national cable rep
tried to sell me an “equivalized” CPM guarantee. But for
15’s, he would only guarantee half the reported rating. Now I
understand the need to weight the ad impact of a 15 vs. a 30, but I’ve
considered this a planning not a buying adjustment. The audience for
both is the same, so shouldn’t they be counted as the same?”
He seems to have a point. But the seller’s rating adjustment is for
cost not impact. Since national cable sells a 15 for half the price of a 30,
the 15 second audience is entered at half its weight in the calculation to
produce an equivalent 30 CPM. This lets us compare schedule CPMs regardless
of the mix of units.
But
we can sympathize with the buyer since agency planners do not adjust 15’s
when calculating impressions or Reach/Frequency. As equal opportunity mathematicians,
we should ask why.
THE READER-PER-COPY TRAP
Here’s a math
error I used to make in calculating magazine readers-per-copy -- until Pete
Walsh of Telmar straightened me out.
If eighty percent of a magazine's readers read in-home copies where the readers-per-copy
is 2.5 and 20% of readers read public place copies where the readers-per-copy
is 50, what is the magazine’s average readers-per-copy?
The math seems simple. (80% x 2.5 + 20% x 50) divided by 100% = 12 readers-per-copy. Public
place reading certainly boosts a magazine’s readership.
But the calculation is wrong. Somehow we’ve used only readers. How can
we get readers-per-copy without using the number of copies? Here is the right
way:
If the number of readers is one million, eighty percent, or 800,000 read
in-home copies with a readers-per-copy of 2.5. This accounts for 320,000 copies
(800,000/2.5 = 320,000). The other twenty percent or 200,000 readers
read public place copies with a readers-per-copy of 50. This accounts for 4,000
copies (200,000/50 = 4,000). So in total we have 1,000,000 readers and
324,000 copies. Dividing
total readers by total copies the answer is 3.1 readers-per-copy, not 12.
ADJUSTING REACH
Today it’s fairly
common in planning to acknowledge consumer inattention by reducing a TV schedule’s
audience for viewers who don’t see the advertising.
For example, we might reasonably estimate that 65% of a Nielsen reported
commercial minute audience will actually see our brand’s message. The error is in
conveniently applying that 65% adjustment to the schedule’s reach. It’s
wrong because it ignores frequency.
If
65% of the audience sees the advertising with each exposure, then each additional
exposure increases their probability of seeing it. The numbers are 88% of people
exposed twice will see it, and 96% of people exposed 3 times will see it. That
means for any substantial TV schedule, the “sees the message” reach
adjustment will be far smaller than the adjustment for audience. Most of the
35% loss will be in frequency.
IT CAN LEAD TO CUBISM
If you feel you’re
a bit discalculic, don’t worry, other famous people are also. Historians
tell us the young Picasso had it bad. He tended to see numbers as real figures
-- the number 1 was a person standing, 2 was someone praying, the number 8
was his plump Aunt Pepa.
That wouldn’t work in media.

- April 7, 2008 -
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